Jan's carrd
Dunno why you're here, but welcome!
About
The only factually correct info in here is the first five bulletsI bolded them for your convenience
Name: Jan/Julian/etc.
Pronouns: they/them
Gender: default (if it's a label you want, just use genderqueer)
Orientation: aroace
Nationality: Pinoy
Residence: Biringan, Philippines
Zodiac: Cancer
MBTI: ISTJ
DnD Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Religion: All hail Satan
Places I exist on
My sideblogs:
- writing sideblog @ilre-writes
- the other one (ex-catholic bitching) @sacramental-whineAo3 - IlliterateReader
Things I'm Juggling
(and have juggled into existence)
I write fic
I made the Raft AU; I am very proud of my favorite child
fic list on the writing sideblog
(the wip list is under construction)I also do art on my tag #j artI wrote an essay and I care about that thing
Masterlist: Ozai has -20 Braincells
Though honestly, most of it is kind of a shitpost and... I dunno. So maybe I just care about the conclusionI also brainvomit/do whatever on my personal tag #j rambles
Not linking that because 90% of it is just... nothingI also shitposted sometimes (tbh nothing will beat the consider momo with bumi's eyes post that I can't even dig up because tumblr's broken), but my brain's too dead for that rn
Fandoms
Bold means I'm currently into the thing/making something for itA:TLA
PJO
Good Omens
Ace AttorneyYeah that's about it for now, we'll see later
Questions
Why did you make this? I was bored. Also, I wanted to.
Why do you just have a bunch of random lies in your about me? Because I don't like giving out that much info on the Internet and it's funny.
Does that mean your name's also a lie and you're lying about that? It's real enough to me.
Is this a parody? Idk
If this is a parody (actually, even if it isn't), why don't you have a DNI like every carrd ever? I like to think my reblogs/posts will do my work for me with weeding out the assholes.
If this is a parody, why don't you have a kinlist/list of any illnesses/neurodivergencies you have/etc? For the former, I just don't want to. For the latter, I find it tasteless to mock the concept of comorbidity or have a fake persona who has conditions I don't have.
If half of your personality is writing fic, why does your username on both tumblr and ao3 reference illiteracy? Just a little inside joke between me and myself. (It's about how I'm 'bilingual'.)
You do know that no one asked for this, right? Yeah. I am but a slave to my own whims, however.
Thoughts on [insert issue here]? I've either rb-ed something about it or I haven't because I came to tumblr for escapism. Whether or not I rb important social issue posts is more about if I have the will to do so than any other factor like my assessment of the issue's relevance. Alternatively, I could be ignorant on whatever it is.
Can I send asks? Yeah I'm lonely
Where is Biringan? Allegedly in Samar, Visayas, it's like Philippine Atlantis. And Oooooooh spooky aswang (supernatural creature/being) land